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F*ck Yeah! I’m The Villain
by queenk091
Walking across the street 23 year old Bai An saw an injured kitten limping across the road as a huge vehicle sped towards it. Her animal lover instincts kicked in and she pushed the kitty away just in time it's body landing on an old torn up mattress. However Bai An herself was not as lucky with no one wanting to risk their lives to save hers she quickly fell victim to Truck Sama."At least I did a good deed" was her final thought before her mind gave into the darkness.Waking up she sees her se…
Super Dick: Season 1
by chris_love198478
Super Dick is a mild mannered nitwit that doesn’t have a filter between his brain and mouth, and oddly, he is the one thing in the entire universe that the omnipotent being known as The Narrator, can’t control. As you follow Super Dick on his adventures, The Narrator will be, well, narrating in his typical offensive fashion. Along with his sidekick Microchip, and the government spy agency, UNCLE SAM, Super Dick will defend Cloud City and the world from any threat that arises, the only problem is…
A Fate Crafted In Blood (An Unofficial Minecraft BL Novel)
by shufuya
In the village of Pheseoghana, Atlas Kennedy lives a simple life. The son of the village mayor, wanting to do virtually nothing, he doesn't work, doesn't mine, and doesn't worry about his future. That is, until the Huang Family blows through his village in a Raid, destroying the Village Golem, enslaving the villagers, and forcing Atlas to work as a butler in the newly erected Mansion overlooking the village.Taking place in the "Minecraft" Universe, can a Nitwit Villager and a Vindicator Illager …
F*ckYeah! I’m The Villain
by queenk091
Walking across the street 23 year old Bai An saw an injured kitten limping across the road as a huge vehicle sped towards it. Her animal lover instincts kicked in and she pushed the kitty away just in time it's body landing on an old torn up mattress. However Bai An herself was not as lucky with no one wanting to risk their lives to save hers she quickly fell victim to Truck Sama."At least I did a good deed" was her final thought before her mind gave into the darkness.Waking up she sees her se…
The Ravenous In-between
by Spencer_Garavito
It all started when Jasper and Finn, two best friends compelled to court danger, decided the guy tripping over himself was the one wanted to drink a bear with. When Jasper and Finn put his arms around their shoulders, he couldn't stop blubbering about this key in purgatory that opens a door. Intrigued, they pushed him to tell them more. He gave them all the info he had, but, when pressed, couldn't tell them what the door opened. He only knew it was it was stolen from the great forgers somewhere …
Rimbar no 0.
by David_Awe_Ethel
"Wait? Is that our car," Retsu said looking as the vehicle continued moving. "Nooooooo," Tetsu yelled, "This is because of you nitwits, I'll kill ya.""Why are you always tryna kill somebody?" John asked."Cause you all are driving me crazy," Tetsu said putting his hands on his head. "But your car is gone," Retsu said, "You can't drive."Tetsu brought a gun out out of his pocket and disentegrated Retsu."Oh now you've killed him twice in two days, you happy?" Lucy said....Read when you feel down li…
The Rise of the White Vixen!
by Yvette_Francaise
The noises of Hound City rang out in the stale air, the clouds of pollution covering up the blue moonlight. Mouse’s voice echoed in my ear, my white fox’s mask covering my pale face. A jet black taxi rushed past me, my ruby ponytail dancing in the aftermath. Adjusting my black miniskirt, the public stage for execution loomed in front of me.“I am so happy you are rescuing my brother.” Mouse blubbered happily in my ear, my eyes rolling. “I can’t believe they pinned another murder on him. Poor Sage…
Descendants Fate; Faye Nobody Heiress
by Snowdropcarnation
Faye Chennester the one and only heirs of Mr. and Mrs. Emil and Lydia Chennester. The rumor has it saying that Mrs. Lydia depresses not having a baby boy as heir after a lot of attempts of being pregnant once again it is a fail. Mrs. Lydia's chances of being pregnant are low. Her body is not healthy enough to bear a baby inside her womb, and it soon miscarriage before it’s taking its form. It leads to Mrs. Lydia's frustration for not giving a son to his husband, as they say, a perfect heir’s for…
GZ's Dairy
by GUltiman
A hero of old, who is said to be in a journey seeking to complete it by finding a worthy opponent as he climbs through ascending realities. soon enough, he becomes too strong and begins to find a purpose for his existence.Walk in the Jacobean Regions with Edgard and Henry to save its people from the Woman in White, meet the terrifying Blubbering King and his Court of endless snakes, know everything about the inhabitants of the non-existent Nothing, climb the wizardess' Great Old Tower and meet a…
My boss turned out to be my long time crush
by Esther_Brown_
Consumed by vengeance, Mitchelle becomes the Quinn’s CEO's secretary, determined to destroy those who ruined her family. Her father was killed and his company was stolen, her mother driven mad, and her family left penniless. The culprit? The very man she's now working for.But fate throws a curveball when Mitchelle discovers her knight in shining armour, Mason, is none other than the CEO. Her crush since that fateful night, Mason makes her heart skip beats. Yet, she refuses to let emotions cloud …
Blue flames of the Goddess
by Sweetangel13
Running away from the cruel world as far and as fast my bleeding feet can take me all I could see was jungle endless jungle I took a right turn and after running for few minutes it was the dead end with a cliff ahead, they are approaching what should I do I can't let them take me away that was my last thought before I jumped of the cliff ... Crying about tragedy of my life that how it ended up like this but suddenly blue flames surrounded me like they are protecting me from the impact and before…
The Haggis King (A modernized Riff of Shakespeare’s MacBeth)
by JaKL2299
A modern twist on the classic MacBeth, this three act play covers the series of unfortunate events that follow MacBob after he talked to three shady hippies about zodiacs and tarot cards at the Moor bar. Act IMacBob, assistant manager of Haggis Inc., is at the Moor bar and he is loaded. He ends up at the back table where three hippies are reading each other’s palms. They ask him his sign (Pisces) and tell him that he will be Executive, and later CEO of, Haggis Inc. He just has to avoid the “man …